Category Archives: Laughing is the best medicine
Ha ha – another joke
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Shopping List
Posted on June 8, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineMy father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items. Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack […]
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I have your phone
Posted on May 25, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineOn the way to meet my husband at a restaurant, I realized that I didn’t have my phone and immediately panicked. I needn’t have worried. He saw my phone on the couch at home and brought it with him. When he arrived, I checked my texts. There was only one, and it was from him: […]
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A new supermarket opened in my county that promised the ultimate shopping experience
Posted on May 18, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA new supermarket opened in my county that promised the ultimate shopping experience. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience […]
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Three Brits argue over why British beer is the best – so they send a sample for testing
Posted on May 11, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineThree Brits are sitting around a fire, singing, laughing and drinking beer. One of them takes a good long swig, then holds up the bottle to admire it. “You know why British lager is the best in the world?” he says. “It’s because we age it in barrels of fine oak.” “It gives it that […]
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It was a cold winter’s day when a man went fishing on a frozen lake
Posted on May 4, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineIt was a cold winter’s day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost 2 hours without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, […]
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The mall manager was concerned as all three shops for rent got men’s wear as tenants
Posted on April 27, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row. A prospective lessee by the name of Bruce shows up and says he wants to rent the space on the left for a men’s wear shop. “That’s fine,” the mall manager says. “You get free signage; what do you want on the sign?” […]
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The farmer was walking her home when he said to take a shortcut down the alley
Posted on April 20, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA farmer stopped by the local mechanics’ shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by […]
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On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils
Posted on April 13, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineOn a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is – flowers!” “That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know?” “Just a wild guess,” she […]
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The wily old farmer hears a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond
Posted on April 6, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineAn elderly man had owned his large farm for many years. Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. One evening the farmer decides to go […]
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Pastoral Passion
Posted on March 23, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineThe lingerie store where my aunt works were crowded with shoppers selecting Valentine’s Day gifts for their wives. A young businessman came to the register with a lacy black negligee. My aunt noticed that the next customer, an elderly farmer, was holding a long flannel nightgown and kept glancing at the younger man’s sexier choice. […]
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