a. My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”
b. My boss told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told him, “Just you wait!”
c. Never criticize the boss until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes