Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Sky’s the Limit
If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
Oddly Familiar Coffee…
Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
A: Déjà brew