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After my wife accidentally swallowed my prostate medication, our daughter called a pharmacist to ask whether there was any cause for alarm.

He replied, “Only if she starts hanging out at hardware store and buys a lot of power tools.”

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Suzi S., Byron Bay

“The level of service you provide is fantastic. Having been a customer for many years, I am consistently impressed by the professionalism. And I love flying in from Germany to see you. Thank you!”

Inge Lorenz, Germany

The colonic was one of the best experience I’ve ever had. Ela was absolutely fantastic. She is very gentle and really professional. I was feeling at ease knowing I was in perfect hands at that time. Later on I was given some good advice about a liver cleanse.

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