1. Jerry is in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?” asked the nurse.
2. Patient: Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000. I can’t pay that before the end of the month!
Doctor: Okay… you have 6 months to live.