Tag Archives: Joke
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Scary driving
Posted on September 15, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do […]
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A few more coffee jokes
Posted on September 8, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineHipster Coffee Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank his coffee before it was cool. Bold Moves Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee? A: Because they know how to espresso themselves. Sky’s the Limit If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” […]
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Married to the job
Posted on August 25, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineI guess this is what happens after you’ve worked at the same place for a while. I was eating at a fast-food restaurant when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out, “Honey, I’m home!”
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The case of the imaginary dogs
Posted on August 18, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineMy niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?” The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn […]
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The camper’s second opinion
Posted on August 11, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineThe camper’s second opinion Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But […]
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Funny sample
Posted on August 6, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineIt was time for my dog’s annual checkup. Following the vet’s instructions, I collected a stool sample and dropped it in a plastic container before we left for his office. When we arrived, I handed the sample to the receptionist, who immediately cracked a smile. The container read “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”
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Lies add up
Posted on July 28, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineSo a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, “What are these clocks for?” St. Peter replies, “These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa’s clock. She has never lied so the clock has […]
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Good detective work
Posted on July 21, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see […]
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Stimulus Plan
Posted on July 14, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineThree contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at parliment. One is from Melbourne, another is from Sydney, and the third is from Brisbane. All three go with a Parliament official to examine the fence. The Melbourne contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. […]
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Politics explained
Posted on July 7, 2021 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mother, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We’re here to take care […]
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