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Two tigers were walking in single file through the jungle
Posted on June 29, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
Two tigers were walking in single file through the jungle. Suddenly the tiger at the back began licking the butt of the tiger in front. ‘Cut it out,’ said the first tiger. The second tiger apologized and they continued walking. Five minutes later, the second tiger again started licking the butt of the first tiger. […]
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Chicken Scratch
Posted on June 22, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
Our nephew was getting married to a doctor’s daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly […]
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Price of Life
Posted on June 15, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
When a rich businessman began to choke on a fishbone at a restaurant, a doctor seated at a nearby table sprang up, performed the Heimlich maneuver, and saved his life. “Thank you, thank you!” said the businessman. “Please, I insist on paying you. Just name the fee.” “Okay,” said the doctor. “How about half of […]
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Shopping List
Posted on June 8, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items. Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack […]
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I have your phone
Posted on May 25, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
On the way to meet my husband at a restaurant, I realized that I didn’t have my phone and immediately panicked. I needn’t have worried. He saw my phone on the couch at home and brought it with him. When he arrived, I checked my texts. There was only one, and it was from him: […]
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A new supermarket opened in my county that promised the ultimate shopping experience
Posted on May 18, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
A new supermarket opened in my county that promised the ultimate shopping experience. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience […]
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Three Brits argue over why British beer is the best – so they send a sample for testing
Posted on May 11, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
Three Brits are sitting around a fire, singing, laughing and drinking beer. One of them takes a good long swig, then holds up the bottle to admire it. “You know why British lager is the best in the world?” he says. “It’s because we age it in barrels of fine oak.” “It gives it that […]
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The mall manager was concerned as all three shops for rent got men’s wear as tenants
Posted on April 27, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
A mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row. A prospective lessee by the name of Bruce shows up and says he wants to rent the space on the left for a men’s wear shop. “That’s fine,” the mall manager says. “You get free signage; what do you want on the sign?” […]
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The farmer was walking her home when he said to take a shortcut down the alley
Posted on April 20, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics’ shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by […]
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On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils
Posted on April 13, 2022 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicine
On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is – flowers!” “That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know?” “Just a wild guess,” she […]
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