Tag Archives: Joke
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Talking Bird
Posted on September 4, 2020 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineMy father’s secretary was visibly distraught one morning when she arrived at the office and explained that her children’s parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking. […]
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A Talking Dog
Posted on June 23, 2020 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So, what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And […]
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A husband and wife
Posted on June 16, 2020 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in […]
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A Poddle and a Collie
Posted on June 9, 2020 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.” “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie. […]
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The Tourist
Posted on June 2, 2020 by Ela Gold in Laughing is the best medicineA friend of mine was working as a nurse in a West Australian coastal town when a tourist came into the medical center with a fishhook lodged deep in his hand. Since it was the weekend, my friend had to summon the doctor from home. The tourist was dismayed to see that the doctor was […]
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